Comments by QueBonita

Written on Fla. sinkhole that swallowed man now deeper, search for body called off :

We can expect more of these catastrophes until a new Pope is hired!

Written on Car, driver sought in hit-and-run crash that injures Naples man on scooter:

Was the scooter keeping his lane?

Written on Ave Maria honors, celebrates service of outgoing pope:

“God is love.” McTeigue told the crowd it’s God who governs the world, not us.
What about Zeus, Odin, Thor and Allah?

Written on Bill would allow medical marijuana in Florida:

Just in time for my Glaucoma!!!

Written on Records: Three competing to turn Naples' Grand Central property into mixed-use complex :

Perhaps split the property in two halves.
One side a golf driving range, the other side an assault weapons shooting range?
Guess which side would be busier...

Written on Records: Three competing to turn Naples' Grand Central property into mixed-use complex :

Let's consult the Pope about what to do....Oops no wait, he quit...who should we ask now for guidance???

Written on Deputies: 3 Lee women charged in prostitution sting in Collier:

I'll sleep better tonight..................

Written on Senate panel passes outdoor smoking ban bill:

•Each day in California 300 youth light up for the first time, about one-third of them will die from a tobacco related disease.

•The World Health Organization has predicted that by the year 2025, 500 million people worldwide will have died from a tobacco related illness. This is the equivalent to a Titanic sinking every 43 minutes for 27 years.

•Tobacco use kills more people everyday than three jumbo jet crashes.

•Tobacco causes more deaths than AIDS, auto accidents, alcohol and drugs, homicides and suicides and fires combined.

•Nicotine is more addictive than cocaine or alcohol.

•Smoking causes wrinkles, acne, yellow teeth, bad breath, heart disease, cancer.

•Ninety percent of all U.S. smokers start smoking as teenagers.

•The tobacco industry exploits the ethnic heritage of various groups, targets youth and links cigarette smoking with independence, thinness and power.

Written on Senate panel passes outdoor smoking ban bill:

Nothing worse than some fat slob lighting up a cow-dung burner within your breathing space. It makes me want to pass gas in their face.

Written on Deputies: Man arrested after accepting drug package through mail:

Does ecstacy cause hair loss?

Written on Florida task force: 'Stand your ground' is good law:

Didn't Zimmerman invoque SYG at first?

Written on Sen. Richter: Gaming committee likely won't meet again during session:

Perhaps the taxpayers giving garrett a salary was not such a good idea...can we recall him?

Written on PHOTOS: 1,100 injured when 10-ton meteor explodes over Russia:

Perhaps the Mayans were right, simply off by a couple of months and 17,500 miles.
Either that or paybacks are hell! Why do they always pummel Russia? Sarah Palin could tell you...

Written on Neighbors: Doctors Pass is ailing from sand buildup, needs care :

All of these passes should be set up as "toll passes" let the boaters who use them pay for them.
Add a fee to the boat registration of people who use these passes to finance the cost of upkeep! I certainly don't want my tax dollars to subsidize a handful of boaters (who can afford it)

Written on Woman critical after crash involving trooper on I-75 - VIDEO:

in response to LovesBS:

Wasn't last night Friday??

details...details...

Written on PHOTOS: 1,100 injured when 10-ton meteor explodes over Russia:

Sarah Palin shot it out of the Alaskan sky, steering it towards Russia...

Written on GOP faults Obama speech for liberalism, hostility:

CNN) -- Footage of the beating of a New Jersey man, who was forced to strip naked for a belt-whipping over an apparent $20 debt, has garnered the attention of Newark city officials after the online video went viral.

"Take everything off right now. You're moving too slow," a man yelled in shaky cell phone video, which shows him whipping the naked victim as others crowd around.

Moments before the August assault, a man handed the assailant his belt as the cameraman appears to spray the victim, now 21, with a clear liquid.

"Your father owe me money. Take everything off, jeans, everything," the male voice said. The video then shows the man being whipped 49 times as others laugh in what appears to be a gang-related attack, according to Newark Police Director Samuel A. DeMaio.

Three men were charged for aggravated assault, conspiracy, possession of a weapon, and robbery after they allegedly stole $20 from the victim. A 25-year-old woman who was present during the attack has also been arrested on drug charges, which include alleged "possession of 20 bricks of heroin."

On Wednesday, Newark Mayor Cory Booker called the incident "shocking," "disturbing" and "a blow to the conscious of our community." He said it points to a "subculture of violence we have to address."

"This is not who we are," said Booker, who then admonished those who may have witnessed the attack, but failed to report it.

"We do not tolerate this level of cruelty."

The victim's father apparently owed the assailant $20, according to police and multiple voices heard on the video.

Written on Convicted art thief back in Naples jail on probation violation:

Geeezzzz....poor guy...tough break!
Which drug?

Written on Region's Catholic leaders applaud Pope Benedict for courage to step down :

If God is a woman, why not the Pope?

Written on Special Report: SWFL nonprofit heads paid well, but within national average -- DATABASE :

GEEZUZZ!!! I've got to found a non-profit and get rich like the others!!!!!!!!!!

Written on Collier deputies locate, arrest motorcyclist who fled at high speed :

WAS HE WEARING A HELLMET?

Written on Florida woman rented out neighbor's vacant house:

SHE'D DO GOOD BUSINESS IN LEHIGH!

Written on Snowstorm hits NYC, Boston; 1 to 3 feet feared :

~~~WELCOME TO THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE SNAKE~~~
(STARTS FEB 6)

Written on Judge to rule in Naples Bay Resort bankruptcy case :

~~~EASY COME~~~EASY GO~~~

Written on Bonita Council approves business incentive program :

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................

Written on Naples Bay Resort partner disputes claim he owes millions to Antaramian :

Thank-God Grand Central dodged the concrete jungle bullet!!!

Written on In the Know: Old Fogies coming soon:

Bob is a great guy!
Apparently he's counting on imminent legalization

Written on Still Rockin': Naples council gives OK for more concerts at waterfront property:

````another condo commando bites the dust~~~````another condo commando bites the dust~~~````another condo commando bites the dust~~~````another condo commando bites the dust~~~````another condo commando bites the dust~~~

Written on Park or profit? Wishes differ on the future for downtown Naples property :

This is the perfect location for a red-light district. The winners at the new Bonita casino would celebrate and spend their winnings there while the losers would come to lick their wounds and build their spirit back up on credit.
As Churchill so wisely stated: "Champagne! in victory I deserve it, and in defeat I need it"

Written on Former Lee County commissioner back in jail after positive cocaine test:

He sounds like presidential material to me. Perhaps it's time for him to write a book about his colorful father...

Written on Organic farmer Frank Oakes has died:

I'm sorry to hear he left us at such a young age.

Written on WCI Communities posts 461 new home sales in 2012 for $185.9 million:

What was the average per square foot price?

Written on Bicyclist seriously injured in North Naples, hospitalized, gets ticket :

in response to QueBonita:

woman of allegedly ill repute!

I wrote :"PETA!" but with a "U" insted of the "E". Which is what most cyclists say as they're falling...

Written on Lee pet spirit medium says he offers owners healing over loss of 'their best friend' :

I was thinking of doing something along those lines...does anyone wonder what happens to gas after you pass it? Does it just disappear into the spiritual world??? Wouldn't it be neat to reconnect with it and savour it over and over again??? Send your money now if you yearn for another whiff!!!

Written on Bicyclist seriously injured in North Naples, hospitalized, gets ticket :

in response to left_in_the_right_lane_on_goodlette:

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Naples should organize a charity event to raise money for stricken bikers.
All the spandex boys could dance the can-can on a stage awash with white carnations, then finish with a Conga line dance since they're so used to that position in their ridiculous Sunday morning "buddy" parades

Written on Bicyclist seriously injured in North Naples, hospitalized, gets ticket :

woman of allegedly ill repute!

Written on Bayfront residents want plug pulled on Rockin' on the Bay concerts :

Welcome to "Condo Commando" Naples.
Is anyone surprised?
If you want quiet: buy in the estates where the only sound is the pitbulls barking...and the occasional hog revving

Written on Wine festival fireworks lead to 65 complaints, concerns about city being bombed :

It's so interesting that those moneyed folks would pay money for a private fireworks display. Perhaps they might feel differently had they experienced the real thing in a combat zone.

Written on Deputies: Fight over lawn mower involved fists, broom, dog and knife :

what breed in an apartment?

Written on Deputies: Woman punched, spit on man at swamp buggy races :

Whatever happened to the queen who beat up on rivals?

Written on Deputies: Woman punched, spit on man at swamp buggy races :

WOW!!! Mae sounds like one sweet young tough cracker!!!

Written on Collier's new economic development leader starts today :

$103,000 = $414.00 each and every working day = $69.00/hr assuming that he takes 2 hour lunches

Written on Man arrested in Sunday morning fatal crash in Collier:

What was it that Carlin said about a morning beer buzz???
Oh yeah! DON'T DRIVE!!!

Written on Group pitches turning Grand Central Station property into a park :

Perhaps a strip-joint-massage-parlor-marijuana-legal-zone to attract retiring divorced baby-boomers??? 10,700 are turning 65 every day in America...where will they spend all of that hard-earned cash before it's Obamamerirized???

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