CCSO
- Name: SIMPSON, RICHARD C
- Charge: EXPOSURE OF SEXUAL ORGANS, CITY OF NAPLES CODE VIOLATION-POSS ALCOHOL IN PARK
- Residence: Naples
- Age: 36
- Occupation: NA
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Cambier Park
755 Eighth Avenue South, Naples
A 36-year-old man is behind bars after Naples police say they found him sleeping on a bench near a toddler play area in Cambier Park with a can of Natural Ice beer in his pocket, his genitals exposed and his pants wet.
Richard Simpson, who lists his address as the St. Matthew’s House homeless shelter in East Naples, was charged with exposure of sexual organs.
Police were called to the park around 1:30 p.m. on Wednesday, according to an arrest report. When they arrived, they found Simpson lying on a bench, snoring loudly, with his hands behind his head.
Simpon’s genitals were exposed, his pants were wet, and he smelled of urine, reports said.
Officers took a photograph of Simpson, and then woke him. Simpson denied that he was sleeping. When told that his genitals were exposed, reports say he looked down, and then tucked them back into his pants.
Reports described Simpson as argumentative and belligerent. He had bloodshot, watery eyes, and smelled of alcohol, reports said.
While searching Simpson, officers found a can of Natural Ice beer in his pocket, which is a violation of city code.
Simpson was arrested in October after reports say he got into a fight with a grocery store owner, who refused to sell him beer because he "appeared to be drunk." After he was escorted out of the store, reports say, Simpson began banging on the front window and making derogatory comments about the store owner being a Muslim.
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Comments » 44
Lemme writes:
Tea Party Member.. Executive Director in charge of Recruitment.
nativeone (Inactive) writes:
Wow, from Chianti to Natural Ice, what a tumble down the caste of society.
donkeydrone writes:
Really! and I was sure it was Nancy Pelosi's campaign manager.
Amendment1 (Inactive) writes:
This has got to absolutely be STONEWALL.
Hey Stonewall, ya moron, you should have zipped up after you pee'd all over yourself.
CaptScotty writes:
Community Organizer
angrytxpyr writes:
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Richard77 writes:
Poor guys homeless and obviously down on his luck. With a bad economy and a 14 trillion debt we will be seeing more of this I'm sure so get used to it. Don't forget to thank Obama though! HaHa!
Hollywoody writes:
CCSO need to transport him to the middle of Ft Misery and drop him off.
What kind of bum drinks natural ice? I thought Naples had a higher class of bums...
Try PBR Dick Simpson.
FADEC writes:
Hey, the poor guy was having a dream about Nancy Pelosi, and the natural stimulus reaction took over. Ergo, the "Wet Pants."
caloosa writes:
Is he a state rep.?
tallflguy writes:
I feel bad for this guy, he can thank Bush and Republicans for screwing up the economy.
lanklady writes:
Changing the location to a higher education dormatory and this would have been a very commonplace occurance.
Hollywoody writes:
Prison would be three meals a day on taxpayers. Ship him to Lee County. He could be a city manager...or maybe he could drive a beer truck.
KR writes:
The full picture shows him wearing his obama tee shirt! (;>)
jrhnparadise writes:
This is going on all over the United States, there are people homeless and no where to turn. What a sad thing, Naples is probably one of the only cities you just do not see this. He is a human being down on his luck.
FoolYExtendeD writes:
A couple of years ago this guy was a big shot realtor with a Range Rover, this year he is just a big mouth with a beach cruiser....
Ghostrider19 writes:
Probably mostly Vagrancy or trespassing...so you want to lock up a guy and waste Collier County taxpayer money...because he's homeless? That seems like a stupid reason. So he's been arrested 53 times, usually homeless people are arrested alot. Man...if you live in Collier County long enough I'm sure you'll get arrested for something, even if the deputies make up a reason to do it.
Trexler writes:
Can check, mite have peed in the can and missed..fact check..
Patriot_1 writes:
Have another drink... and another... and another! Addicts!
ndatesh writes:
So, big boy, is that a beer in your pocket or are you just glad... Oh. I guess it is a beer.
Davidh239 writes:
Ye Olde still wants to live west of 41, even if it's on a bench.
sunshinejohne writes:
The tourists have arrived!!
Its_MsBellum_to_you (Inactive) writes:
Omg hahaha. These commetns are too funny. I wonder where old lemon went to anyway? Compared to some of the degenerates that blog, he was fun.
MautheDoog writes:
Finally! Now we know what time_for_real_change looks like! Now we know why you got kicked out of Bonita!
bonlyjonly writes:
WOW, another degenerate story by NDN, Just in time for the birds to read, I mean really, report on something of value , not a homeless drunk on a park bench with his junk hangn out. Write a story about the millions of dollars spent on the humane society bldg, or the 2 million dollar rip off occuring at the freedom memorial for a block wall covered in granite. 2 mill would build a 7,000 sq ft homeless shelter with granite tops and vanities that way this guy could sober up and not have to sleep on a bench.
beetlejuice writes:
Take another delivery of food to St. Matt's House. WTF?? Obviously, there's mental health issues not met at shelter.
CTinFL writes:
Oh, sure, as if all of you have never woken up in a strange place, no idea how you got there, your junk hanging out, smelling of urine and alcohol. I hate it when that happens!
nstinks writes:
If he had been arrested on the corner of Pine Ridge Road and U.S. 41, you might have a point.
Otherwise, just another lost soul in need of entitlements.
Jump on it progressives.
Figure out how you can use other people's money to help this guy.
DamYankee writes:
Free Willie!
Balzon_Chin writes:
Richard Simmons!! He can't dance and his junk is always hanging out of his short shorts. MO!!!!
momrole writes:
Why does everything have to turn into a pissing match about politics? Yes the economy stinks, however it stunk before Obama was elected. Thank you Mr. Bush and yes it has gotten worse, for which you can think Obama. However, everybody knows that it isn't the president that causes all the trouble. It is all the arrogant, pompous, ego driven dips who lie to us and we care enough to put them in office. They all say they are working for the people, not a d*** one of them is working for us. They spend to much time trying to fend off trouble of their own, I mean really, was there ever a time when there was so much sex, fighting, name calling, law suits and frivolous crap going on in congress. They couldn't get anything done if we drop them all on a deserted island. Not one of them is honest, not one of them has a clue what the people want. So instead of placing the blame on the shoulders of man lets spread it around kinda like congress does our tax dollars.
LovesBS writes:
Turns out that park is turning out to be a real hangout.
Musta been quite a sight...
beetlejuice writes:
DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK OCIFER...mentioned at parks AND airports every day
beetlejuice writes:
things hang out....it happens
news_hound1 writes:
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beetlejuice writes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3lbnS...
touch my junk and you'll be arrested!!!
Richard77 writes:
ok, so in other words your in love with Obama.
Loquitor writes:
Kidtwist, I resent that comment about percentage of Irish drunks. As soon as I sober up, I'm going to make a formal complaint.
CantWeAllJustGetAlong writes:
And we're worried about Obamacare??? Just pull out your junk, grab a beer, go for a walk in the park, get arrested, get sick in the jail, get lousy healthcare in the jail, sue the contracted healthcare provider and the Sheriff, then retire back to the park with your junk out and some expensive foreign beer. Maybe Milwakee's Best!
CTinFL writes:
This reminds me of an embarrassing situation that I witnessed when I was a teenager. Myself and a few friends were pretty serious about cycling, and we were riding single file, against the flow of traffic, on a road that had one lane in each direction. We couldn't figure out why so many cars were beeping at us, until a guy in a truck circled back to tell my friend at the front of the pack that his shorts were a little too short, and he was majorly "hanging out and swinging in the breeze." I have no idea how or why he didn't notice.
billybob34102 writes:
WTF: Google "exposure of sexual organs" and the first page (I didn't go further) is all happenings in Florida. Is it the sunshine making their "junk" pop out?
sandytoes writes:
Suggest NDN confirm info. He IS NOT a resident of St. Matthew's House.
alantheman writes:
needs a job with TSA at airport
MautheDoog writes:
Hey. It's a start! :)
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